We have a magnificent Bradford pear tree in our backyard that split almost in half over the weekend.It appears there is some form of disease deteriorating it from the inside.An enormous cluster of branches crashed into the fence breaking several of the planks.A couple of hours later another huge section of branches seperated from the trunk and took out our patio set,umbrella, various potted plants and a section of the gutters.The property manager came by today and said he would send someone out to clear away the debris tomorrow.A tree doctor will have to come and decide if it is still able to be saved.That tree is a buffing screen from one of the neighbors so we really want to save it.
Jo had an appendicitis at the end of last week.While in the hospital they discovered a nasty kidney infection and had to keep her an extra day.She is out for the entire week.Jo puts forth great effort in hopes of coming across as intelligent.She should refrain from topics she knows nothing about and spare herself the embarrassment.Here is a perfect example.I called to see how she was feeling.She was explaining the surgery to me and said"I was surprised when the doctor told me I got here without much time to spare.I could have died had my appendix ruptured.I always thought your appendix was one of those organs that didn't really do anything and that you could easily do without ,like your sternum".This isn't a subject I know much about but maybe she meant to say spleen(after all they both begin an s :).In her defense, they did send her home with pain medication maybe she was still groggy.
Serena left for a week off on Sunday.This is the first time in about 5 years she has taken off more than two days in a row.That's not quite accurate.She did have several weeks off once for surgery.She would not have taken off except her lawyer assured her the leverage the surgery provided in her lawsuit would return the lost income many times over.
Buffy has a severely infected tooth that is going to require oral surgery this week.Saturday night her face was increasingly(this doesn't sound right but what the hell maybe i'm just trying to sound intelligent:)) swelling as the night went by.By 4 am her face was visibly larger on one side.Her mother came into town today to take care of her after the surgery.Buffy is one of the biggest babies I have ever met so there is no telling when she'll be back.She can probably milk the situation and get more of a monthly allowance than usual from her parents.
Diamond called out today about 30 minutes before we were scheduled to open.Becky left a message that she had a doctors appt and would be late.Carrie was scheduled but never called or showed so at 12:15 ,after an hour of being there alone, I told Diana to leave.Sommer was scheduled for a 2-10 split shift so I told Diana to come back and open at 2:00.I left a message for Becky that we would be opening at 2:00.I got a message at 1:00 from Carrie's sister.She said Carrie had gotten new piercing yesterday and that she was in extreme pain(a big roll of the eyes)After she called the club and got no answer she went to check on her.Carrie was sprawled on the coach passed out on what she assumed was painkillers.It did not make me happy to lose $ :(.Maybe any clients we missed subscribe to the longer you wait the better it is adage and made it back after 2.
My club is real life.The vast majority of girls that have passed through my doors in the last 12 years could never make it into Playboy magazine.They are your(more open minded and legged) average(trailer park) girl next door.The struggling coed with the 4.0 average working her way through college or the classy well bred brat getting back at Mummy and Daddy,television shows are made of are the definite minority.Unlike Heidi Fleiss few of our clients are rich and even fewer are famous(we did get a Jim Carey stunt dbl and an actor from the movie Major League it was not Charlie Sheen.)They are your neighbors and co-workers.Most live pay day to pay day and just need a place to escape even if for only half an hour. They can be totally accepted and cleanse away everyday pressures and demands.Maybe I could put one of those heart healthy stickers on the front door.
The pickings will be slim this week.Two of the bigger money makers being gone gives some of the other girls a better chance at sessions.This can be a positive thing for you guys.The girls that get picked less have to make the most out of their sessions.They have to out fuck and suck the more popular girls.They appreciate the value of regular and will try harder to ensure you see them again next time.It doesn't take book smarts to figure out some things.