Happy,Happy,Joy,Joy!Yes,Yes I am home.I forgot how good it feels to be here surronded by all my very own stuff.I am not neat and organized by anyones standards but I have a certain way I like everything done and certain things I want it done with.Maybe i'm a big baby but I have favorite things that I missed.My favorite fork,sectioned plates, my very best mug and my chenille wubby.The area we were in didn't have cable or satellite so my favorite shows had to trudge on day after day without me.The Gilmore Girls must have had a hard time going on without me.(yeah I know it's the ultimate chick show but I am a chick so i'm allowed the indulgence.)When things get hectic i'm always threatening to move to Star Hollow(the town Gilmore Girls is based in).Everyone loves to remind me or I guess I should say try to convince me it is only a set and that places like that don't exist.I don't believe them and if I ever find such a place they can all eat my dust cause I will be so there.
My automotive heart belongs to sports cars.My son got way too big for the back seat of my 2 door 3000 so we broke down and bought a four door sedan.In my own defense it is super-charged but technically a "family" car just the same.On the trip to and from the island I caught myself creaming at the thought of (brace yourself for this) a minivan,suv or any other obscenely oversized road hog.If you had participated in our ride of torment you would have shared in the fantasy.
I was in a huge hurry to pack anything and everything any one of us could possibly want or need in the next two weeks.Literally on our way out the door I remembered I had not done the last load of laundry that just happened to contain a couple of my favorite thongs.I ran back upstairs grabbed my dirty undies and rushed back downstairs.All the luggage was already in the trunk and my son was in the back seat with his game cube and radio in the floor board his pillow folded between his legs under the cat cage for lack of any where else to stash it all.The dirty panties got stuffed into the front pockets of my jeans.The house door was half shut behind me when I thought of the veggie lunch meat I was suppose to pack.I came back into the house turned on the lights and got the "meat" out of the fridge.With my pockets full(of dirty thongs)I stuffed several packs into my purse.Out of the corner of my eye I saw the bag with the full size business check book and pile of bills I was suppose to bring along.That I would have to figure out at the car.I got in strapped on my seatbelt and smushed the bag down on my left between the door and myself.Adam was in the passenger seat with it pushed up as far as possible with his knees just below his chin and a none to happy look on his face.My son was in the back with both dogs.We are talking about medium sized 56 and 62 lb dogs.The cat that Adam said was NOT going with us was in a carrying cage resting on my sons lap and crying loudly to be set free.Both dogs got more and more excited with each meow and it was basically a ride from hell.Through all this discomfort and aggrevation I was hoping and praying not to get pulled over.I can just see myself yanking lunch meat out of my purse to get at my drivers liscense as both dogs bark and growl with the cat meowing backup.The real doozie would be when I informed the officer of my cwp and he asked me to step out.There is no doubt his curiousity would be even more peaked by my bulging pockets.They would really think I was crazy when dirty thongs came spilling out of my jeans.The trip took a whole lot longer with me driving the posted limits but thank the Lord I didn't get pulled.Hell I looked like a Let's Make A Deal contestant.The positive side is it was bound to get better than all that.The ocean view and long shell hunting trips on the private stretch of beach still didn't make that ride worth it but it came close.The best part of the trip was the bed in the master bedroom.It was the perfect height!Adam could comfortably rest on his knees and perform oral on me over and over again.With him standing at full height he was exactly level to get me from behind or straight on with me on my back.We all know how pesky leg cramps are when you are trying to keep your legs bent or standing on tippy toes for any amount of time.The cramp always seems to wait until just before you're about to climax to hit.That sucks!The great orgasms definitely took away the stress and made the trip worthwhile.Hell maybe it wasn't so bad of a time after all.I told Adam next time we buy a new bed I was going to lay down and make him stand in front of me to measure the height.
I am aware of that rental car companies do exist.With our having to secure a new business location and pay for remodeling and furnishings I was trying to save money by driving our vehicle.The trip was last minute and unexpected but necessary none the less.
A girl named Helga left a message for me about a job this morning.I talked with her and set up a time to meet her at the club.I ran around taking care of a few errands and forgot to tell Diana I would be coming in to meet this girl.Helga showed up 30 minutes befroe our agreed upon time.Diana went ahead and gave her an application and showed her around.Diamond, Serena and Diana were impressed by how pretty she was and what long healthy flaxen hair she had.Diana couldn't get over how tiny she was 5'1 size 0 about 90 lbs.She had a heavy accent and said she was Russian. .During our phone conversation(if you can call it that)I wasn't able to drag more than a dozen words out of her and had wanted an opportunity to prod her for info about herself.Usually i'm not quite so paranoid but after the fiasco with the cops last November I am probably too careful.She asked Diana only about how much money she could expect to earn and gave up no info about herself.Her application listed no references and no experiences.This is going to require alot of thought.I'm thinking of giving her a one day trial and get Isabella(old faithful) to come in and give her the discreet 3rd degree.If everybody didn't agree that she was totally hot I would just dismiss her.You guys just love girls tiny enough to hold in the air and lift up and down on your lap(aka dick) at will.Who am I to deny you your favorite pleasures ?Her size would make her some pervs little girl fantasy. Not alot of experience is always a fresh tight new time for yall and a payday for me.Decisions,decisions.Oh well tomorrow is another day and the phone # isn't going to evaporate so we'll see how I feel then.
Cammi
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