I'll tell u what i got if u tell me what u got.

Hello Everybody and Happy New Year!

Well, I had a great Christmas.All my presents were right on and everyone got just what they wanted.Adam as usual out did himself.I had wanted a new Dooney & Bourke purse(approx. $400).Mine is in good shape but a few years old.Adam told me he was not going to buy me one and that I could go after Christmas and pick one out myself.Oh, did he trick me.I did not get a Dooney & Bourke but a Prada.Not just the purse either but a matching wallet to seal the deal.Talk about extravagant!I think $400 is outrageous for a purse.Can you imagine how many times over that a Prada is?We are talking about a purse that comes with an identification card that has a magnetic strip for authenticity.What a total waste of money and I Love It!Adam and I make more money than the rest of our families do so I didn't make a big deal or point out that it is a Prada.I was busting inside to yell and scream look at me,I got a Prada,I got a Prada.Finally I get to brag to someone.Thank You,Thank You very much(maybe the King isn't dead after all).Every Holiday I get my favorite things in the world,books.The new Patricia Cornwell,Trace is fantastic.Do yourself a favorite and rush out for your very own copy(after you finish listening to me of course).

I am angry as hell at my girls,again.This time I really mean it though.Out of 10 gifts I got 2 thank yous.One kinda doesn't count because Jo said it when I brought in the gifts and she hadn't even saw what I got her yet.Sommer said thanks but it was a few days after Christmas and I stopped by to take care of some paperwork.I haven't worked since the 23rd.I've been by for change, bookkeeping and etc.We opened until 6:00Pm the 24Th and closed altogether on Christmas day.At least 1 girl could have left me a message saying thanks or wishing me a Merry Christmas.But no,I didn't even get a kiss my ass much less anything else.Damn ingrates.They shall be reduced to pimples on the ass of a really smelly guy when I take over the world.Until then no more presents for any of them.I'm not even giving an end of the year bonus for the biggest money maker.

I hope you guys all brought in the New Year with an incredible bang.If not we will reopen on Monday morning and all raging hard ons and US currency will be gladly accepted(we have to pay for the Prada some how).We usually buy an obscene amount of fireworks and out blast all  others daring to challenge our visual display of squander.Considering our troops in harm's way and the sorrow brought to so many by the tsunami we could not get ourselves into the party spirit.Instead we enjoyed Margaritas,Long Island Ice Tea and prayers for a safer more peaceful New Year.It solidified our position when Dick Clark wasn't commenting down the seconds.He has become like a New Year's staple.The big ball just didn't seem to glow quite as bright minus Dick.Cheers to you and yours for a Great New Year.

I got the saddest message at Ambrosia this morning.This guy was almost begging for a girl to come and spend time with him.He said of all days he just didn't want to be alone today too.Doesn't that just tug at the old heart strings?Considering how much business we have had the past two weeks alot of men must be in the same boat.

I found an interesting  new site and added it under places to play.I liked the Russian nudes the best.There is a great site www.worldsexguide.com that has a forum with reviews on adult businesses all over the world.Skip,I only know your state but there were many listings in various cities.The gentlemen contributing seem to be honest and are very helpful with info on in calls and sws.A lot of sites are filled with agency owners or independents trying to drum up business but most of this forum's comments seem genuine.We have had both good and bad reviews posted about Ambrosia so you may want to look through the archives and take into account several posters experiences before deciding.A few good hints to a "happy ending" are if the girls are topless or completely nude during sessions and the locations hours.Most "full-service" establishments are open later where as most therapeutic agencies close before 8:00PM.Good Luck!Remember some girls get scared off if you are too straight forward.Try to hint around and look for subtle body language if she seems paranoid.

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[Skipper]

First of all, let me wish you and yours a happy new year. Thanks for the update on the new web site. I will take a look at it first chance I get. Thanks for thinking of me, it kind of makes me feel special. (ok, that seemed really sappy).

Have a good one.

[John]

The song is "Somewhere out there " from the movie by animator Don Bluth called "An American Tail".

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090633/?fr=c2l0ZT1kZnxteD0yMHxzZz0xfGxtPTIwMHx0dD1vbnxwbj0wfHE9YW4gYW1lcmljYW4gdGFpbHxodG1sPTF8bm09b24_;fc=1;ft=21;fm=1

Hehe, there is a double entendre for "tail", but in this business, it takes on yet a third meaning... no?