I HATE TAX TIME!1099S suck (and they don't get the big one either).You guys can probably guess how things are going.BUSY,BUSY,BUSY.Business has been slow this week maybe I'm not the only one held hostage by an army of faded receipts and old checks.
I had to order 4 new tires this week.The tires on my old car was $325 each so the $184 each for these isn't great but better.They are suppose to be in tomorrow.That means I get some quiet time with one of my books.I'm actually reading two @ the moment.The evil men do by Roy Hazelwood (it's coauthored but I don't remember the other name) and Dean Koontz's The Face.JO is an avid fan of Koontz and lent me the copy.I'm giving it a try but it's not my favorite.I probably won't ever read anything else of his.His writing doesn't flow to me.There are sentences that make me stop, tilt my head to the side and think that doesn't fit with the character.I know he has an enormous fan base and what I think won't put a dent in his bank account.Now the Hazelwood book is thrilling.I have trouble putting that one down.It is fascinating the insight and deductions that can be made by basic observations and statics.I have my high liter with the book and when I come to an interesting person I high lite the name so I can Google them and hopefully a book is dedicated to them or their horrors.John Douglas had a book out (Man Hunter I think) that I thought was better but this one is excellent as well.
I still haven't hired anyone new.More accurately no one has applied.The schedule is weak.Today Carrie was the only one there.It is a long story but Diamond called out after volunteering to pick up today as an extra shift.Carmelita called to say she isn't coming back until the end of February and I promised Jo a month of starting mid February.She already postponed her vacation for me once.Depending on the girl about once a year or so they get burned out and need a little time off.What they really need is time to go broke and reflect on how much they appreciate the money and easy work environment.It's not all roses and candy.Some guys really stink.No offense but some of you don't get a chance to clean up after work before visiting us.You may not notice but your nose isn't buried in your crotch.If you ever notice a girls face smells like perfume it's because she has put it under her nose to combat the funk.Remember I live in the South and during the summer you can get soaked through walking from your house to the car so it's understandable(not that ,that makes it easier on the nose but its understandable).Maybe that was a little too much info.Any way they lounge around reading books,watching TV,napping ,or talking on the phone until they make a session.How many of you can do that at work?(and still have a job after wards)
I know what will make y'all laugh.Diamond just moved into a new apartment complex.She was saying how embarrassing it was when a box dropped and her work clothes and stripper shoes fell out in the parking lot.Summer had a much better story.After the problems we had with the cops alot of the girls started leaving some extras at home.She had been staying with a friend to save money and had rented a storage unit.With her privacy being compromised she had left her various dildos,strap-ons, plugs and misc. in storage.They were trying to make as few trips as possible from storage to her new place.The truck bed was packed solid but still it would require a second trip.As they returned from the first unloading they noticed a duffel bag in the front of the unit.As they got closer she saw a bra hanging over the side of the bag.It was her toy bag and someone had unzipped it to see what was inside.Thankfully each toy was in a separate ziplock.Can you imagine their face?At least they were nice (or shocked) enough to leave it for her to come back for.My story topped both of those.Adam and I have moved several times over the last 14 years.With each move more and more things get thrown into storage.Some of it should be trash canned but it's easier when you're in a hurry to toss it all into a box and store it.We were moving to a different side of town and decided to clean out our old storage unit and move to new smaller one closer to the new place.Adam's mother (who is a pack rat from hell) and her husband wanted to help us and get first chance at anything we were getting rid of.Adam warned me not to let them help.She had talked to me about it and I felt put on the spot and said yes.In my defense free labor is a hard thing to turn down.Adam's mom isn't one to embarrass easily.In the middle of going through a box she got real quiet .We looked up and she was holding up a bottle of Dick Tasty.I thought I would die on the spot.It had a pic of a girl with her lips wrapped around a huge penis.There was no mistaking what it was.No,it doesn't taste good at all.It is a total waste of money.No, that's not the end or the best part.Later that day she calls us to see if we know what the thing she is holding goes to. Being at opposite ends of the unit(@ one time we stored a car so it was the size of a 2 car garage) she holds up her hand and is twirling a cock ring on her finger.Thankfully she had no idea what it was.Now that was funny.We just pretended not to have a clue what it was.Next time you think you've been embarrassed think back on this story and remember it could be worse.
We found a house we like.It is in a neighborhood but it has a large lot(1/2 acre) considering it is in a neighborhood.We put in an application and should have an answer tomorrow.The owners aren't too keen on pets so the agency has to run that by them before they can yea or nay us.Keep your fingers crossed for us.I'll let you know how it goes.
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