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The "Tours" Grand Finale

I am so so very angry with myself!I forgot to save my post yesterday( The Great Tour Part 2).Now it's gone.This might not be such a big deal if I wasn't such a pokey typist.If you knew me better this would not suprise youin the least.I'll give you a prime example of just how absent minded I can be.I told you my cooler went kerplunk.The repair guy charged $116 to tell me it wasn't worth the $1200 it would cost to fix it. I'm, not a skinflint (one of my mom's words) and would just replace it but the previous owner had the bright idea to build the bar around the cooler.Now the gargantuan hunk of steel is not coming out without a helluva fight.Since we have to move our location in another 13 months anyway(my fight with the city and police is a story for another day or two or three,yeah it is that long) the common appliance out smarts us and wins the day.I decided to buy one of Maytag's new Sky Boxes since I don't have the room or a desire to buy a companion for the broken cooler.Anyway it's pouring rain and my youngest son and I are cruising Lowe's parking lot for the umpteenth time trying to find a space within a mile of the door.He says"Why don't we go to Home Depot?".The funny part of the story is I spent the first part of the morning checking reviews and calling around for availability.Do you want to guess which store was the only one to have them in stock?Oh yeah,Home Depot.Needless to say, my son found this hilarious.He promises he wouldn't have actually let me go in Lowe's(the store that did not have them in stock) and humiliate myself.
Where were we? That's right,we are all staring at you waiting on you to pick one and reject the other 5 of us(actually 4 i'm staring but not available).Serena, who I swear is the hardest working girl in this business,laughs and says"We won't bite you"pauses" unless you ask us to.").You tilt your head slightly downward looking at your feet, pointing a finger at Serena.She grabs your hand and leads you down a hallway .Her pinstripe skirt is short enough to give you a peek at her ass cheeks as her hips sway from side to side.From the door closed on your left you hear the distinct sound of a hand slapping naked flesh.A muffled masculine voice is whimpering for more.Serena looks over her shoulder and askes if you've been a good boy.The last door on the right is open and you follow her in.A menu posted on the wall describes session times and prices. a gasp escapes your lips ,Serena has a firm grasp on your dick.Before you have a chance to react her hand guides yours to her breast them slips it between her legs and under the edge of her panties.You are just realizing how unresistable you must be when she lets go and takes a step backward."Just had to make sure you weren't a cop.They can't touch us that way."she says. This is all great to know but you just want to get on with it. She explains a $100 would make you think it was the fourth of July,$60 would still be fireworks, $40 is more like a sparkler $20 we could forget the big bangs and just give each other rub downs. You know a 15 minute session would do but your ego makes you go for a 30 minute.Being the big time spender you are you fork over the house fee and a $125 tip."Get comfortable while I go get ready".You slip onto the cushioned massage table with only a sheet covering your nakedness.Your heart is pounding and you're debating whether you should have brought protection or if she supplies it.Low sexy R&B thumps from an overhead speaker.A soft knock on the door gets your attention as Serena comes into the room.She loves this song and wants to know if she can dance while she gets undressed.Auburn waves cascade down her exposed back as her top lifts over her head.Her skin is so evenly tanned and looks so smooth you hardly notice your hand has slipped under the sheet.Her laugh teases you again as she twirls around and reveals small but perky breasts and wants to know if you are starting without her.Both her hands reach under her skirt and pull down her panties as her hips still gyrate to the music.She reaches into her shoe and produces a condom.She"ll open it while you help with the stuck zipper on her skirt.You slide off the table wondering how much more of this you can take.Leaning across the table with a clear view of her fat muff your dick brushes against her ass.She twists around "How's it coming?" your cock slips perfectly between her legs.Again the soft giggle" Feels like it's coming pretty good.".You are a little embrassed but after she wipes off her leg and begins rubbing your back and shoulder you are reassured this sometimes happens the first time."Hell it makes me feel good to know i'm that hot".Serena tries to give back part of the tip but you refuse and agree to a discount next time.
I have 12 ladies working with me and some are very aggressive.Many gentlemen are overwhelmed by their first experience by a woman that is so obviously eager for them and so comfortable with her own sexuality.Whatever the reason we appreciate all you horny and/or deviant men of the world.You make our lives very playful and "entertain" us as much as we "entertain" you.

Let's take a tour of the club.

Hello everyone & Happy (almost) Labor Day!I thought we would take a little tour today and let you "see" Ambrosia instead of just hearing about it.Reading is one of my favorite things in the world.I simply adore a good book.Why,I can just be swept away by a captivating story.It is not unusual to find me smiling,crying or even laughing out loud when a book is spread open on my lap. All my life I have been a bit different.As a young person individuality isn't generally embraced by your peers.As a result I spent a great deal of time alone.Books took me everywhere I wanted to go.Anyway the point is I like vivid descriptions and will give you the best I know how to give. It makes me feel as if I have actually jumped into the soul of the character and our emotions are infused into one.Okay,this is a prime example of my getting off track.Anyway the point is I like vivid descriptions and will give you the best I know how to give.
This is a place you have heard quite a bit about from friends and associates.At first you drive right past it not quite sure if that was it or not.You turn around and pull into the vacant lot next door.The building is nondescript except for a sign by the road with a phone number inviting you to call for more information."Oh what the heck,it's just a call,I can just hang up if I don't like what I hear" you tell yourself.On the first ring a velvety, intimate southern voice answers "Good afternoon Ambrosia". You feel automatically comfortable with this person and know you must go in.After hanging up and manuvering around the craters in the parking lot you drive up to the building and realize you are nervous about walking in alone.While you're still contemplating another gentleman parks beside you nodding his head as he gets out of his car.Quickly you get out and practically run to get through the door at the same time as your new buddy. You blink a few times letting your eyes adjust to the muted lighting.There is a door straight in front of you and a window slightly to the left.An attractive latin lady is flashing you both a beautiful smile and asking if you guys have been in before and if you would like to come in meet everyone and see a private room.The door opens and you walk into what can only be described as a living room.The walls are a soothing beige and there are several large plush chairs spread throughout the room.The guy beside you has obviously been here before and disappears down a hallway with a tall svelte blonde dressed in patent leather and strappy stiletos.From your left comes the voice you recognize from the phone.You turn and are greeted by a friendly face beckoning you forward. I lean over the counter and in a quiet voice ask how your day is going(you are taken aback by my sincerity and realize I truly have an interest in you and your feelings.I go on to explain"We offer nude dancing and body massage.All our sessions are done one on one in a private room. I'm going to introduce you to all ladies that are here and if their is someone that interests you they can take you into a room, go over prices and give you a better idea of how your time with them would be spent.There are 12 ladies on staff so if noone here now catches your eye you can let me know what you're looking for and maybe I can reccommend a time we could better accomodate you.".With the wave of my hand I intoduce each five girls to you by name.
Tonight was only suppose to be a few lines to say hi and wish you a nice holiday.As you can read it has turned into much more than a few lines.I don't have time to finish our tour now.If we were in a session I would suggest adding on another 15 minutes so you could leave satisfied but we're not and I don't have another second.I will try to finish this tomorrow or Tuesday at the latest.I am dying to know who you choose and if you dive in now .

Cammi's Hints & Tips for Guys

This has been a hectic week.Last week we had a terrible storm that caused serious power surges.Our credit card terminal has been down,our jukebox amplifier went out and our coolers condenser is fried.As expensive and annoying as all that was I will gladly take it over what poor Florida is to receive this weekend.If anyone in the path of Frances is reading this my thoughts are with you.It's a stretch but anyone evacuating that stops off for a little (or alot) of tension release will get a house discount.So,any of you stopping in any "clubs" need to mention you're from Florida and see what happens.
Business has been slow the last 2 weeks.That is great for all you guys coming in this weekend.Alot of the girls run specials around rent time any way.With money not flowing as freely recently negotiate,negotiate,negotiate.Most of them still won't let you cream on their faces and even fewer are opening the back door but you never know.I'll give yall a little hint about tips:they ALWAYS START HIGH.You can usually get them to go down(every pun is intended) with a little sweet talking.Speaking of sweet and going down the majority of my girls do not want clients taking a taste.I can't understand it. Getting off and getting paid, what is there not to want? Can you imagine if it were guys working for me?We'd both be millionaires!While i'm giving tips, do not give these girls your real names and occupations.I always ask our prominent and well known "friends" to make up a name and stick with it.In call clubs are generally much more discreet and safer for you. .Most club owners get to know and adore their clients and are very protective of you. Once you give out your personal contact information and meet outside of the club you are on your own. My ladies know or at the least have heard of my wraith and may not always cater to you as much as I like but will respect privacy boundaries.In call to me is not hotels that the agency or girls have rented on false pretenses.Their personal residences also leave you very vulnerable to neighbors and others who don't mind their own business and your automobile is in plain sight of everyone passing by.Licensed locations generally have discreet parking and you have legitimate reasons to be there(your wife might not agree but it is easier to argue the point than a hotel or home would be).Nude Dancing and Body Massage are legitimate forms of entertainment and therapy.Try to have a good time and remember to PLAY SAFE.
I know I just started this blog but there aren't any comments yet.If no news is good news then i'm right where I need to be and if not this is one of those times when ignorance is bliss.One way or another thanks for reading and giving me a chance.