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A Sappy but sincere Christmas Wish

Happy Happy Holidays!

It's Christmas Eve and I actually got everything finished yesterday so I had a day of rest today.Boy, did I need it.The past 3 weeks my work schedule has almost tripled,I sent out business and personal cards with a personalized message written in each,baked roughly 800 cookies,8 zucchini bread loaves and 72 muffins,made 15 fruit rolls bought and wrapped presents for family members(including aunts and cousins children) and bought a different gift for each of my 10 girls.Hearing that makes me wonder what wave of insanity washes over me every year.Oh, I almost forgot my mother,sister and I adopted 2 elderly veterans in a nursing home.We sent presents and light baked goods.We all had to work on the one day they had optional visitation for a half hour.I'm rather glad I had  a good reason not to go.Here comes a confession.....Where underprivileged children and the elderly are concerned I am a complete and total,without a doubt wuss.I am that person that just cries over how bad they look.The elderly in homes without any family or obligations just seem to be waiting to die.There is no happiness,no hope just sad,lonely despair echoing through the halls.My 73 year old aunt chose to stay home alone in her tiny apartment hoping her degenerate son that is on the run from the police will call her this year.My mother made baked mac & cheese,beans and a ham for her I added corn pie and sweet potato casserole to complete a holiday meal for her.She lives in a large building for low income elderly folks and I am quite sure she will have several friends and neighbors to share her dinner with.

I found such perfect gifts for the girls I'll share a few with you.Carrie has this obsession with lotion (I'm not exaggerating.She'll wake up in the middle of the night to put on lotion.)She got a lotion warmer and 3 bottles of Victoria Secret lotion.An alarm clock that projects onto the ceiling and has nature sounds will hopefully replace Sommer's current method of someone calling the cell phone to wake her for work.Kelly truly enjoys food so I bought her my personal favorite,Godiva's Gold Battalion and a box of their heavenly truffles.Since she is currently unattached the resulting orgasm by chocolate will make it 2 gifts in one(well 3 in 2 maybe more depending on how much she enjoys it).Awhile back I had to talk with Carmelita and let her know she could not wear glitter in the club.It sounds silly but you go home from work and try to explain to your wife why there is glitter on your balls and all over your briefs.See,there is a method to my madness.Victoria Secrets sells shimmery lotions and body powders.They are a bit tacky and contain way too many gold shimmers for my taste but stick to the skin and will let her sparkle like the star she thinks she is.In her defense I have ran into her in the mall and her clothing or lack there of definitely brings an audience of horny guys.Helga,Buffy and Esmeralda all got Yankee candle gift baskets.Esmeralda's basket was smaller than the other two but it contained a gift certificate for a specialty massage at a very exclusive salon.Diamond got one of my personal favorite serial killer autobiographies ,a book marker and a Books-a-Million gift card.Jo recently moved into a new place so I bought her a spice/utensil rack,tapestry place mats with matching napkins and rings.I included Hornet's Nest hoping to turn her onto Patricia Cornwell.Last was Serena who with the exception of jewelry never buys anything nice for herself.An aromatherapy and sound machine accompanied by Godiva cocoa and a sampling of their coffees should provide her with a tranquil get away from daily stress.I'm not sure what other people in the business gave their girls but I put great thought (not to mention a lot more cash than I originally intended) into each selection.Alot of people say I shouldn't give them anything but for some of them my gift is the only one they get.Hold on a second let me grab a band-aid for my bleeding heart.

A bunch of things have happened in my 12 day posting absence.One of Carrie's cars got totaled the other (new one) got wrecked twice,she went to jail and I loaned her the money to get out.Sommer didn't show up for several days then was very late and came in on a few unscheduled shifts.We had a long talk and I threatened to fire her.We also had a discussion about late payments on the money she owes me.Diamond was out sick for an entire week.One of Kelly's ex husbands daughters ran away and Kelly got involved in the search and subsequent social services investigation.I can't forget what an utter fool I made of myself.There is a new guy doing our coin operated machine collections.He is really really nice (He smells anything but nice.I'm talking PEPE LE PEW stinky.) which is one reason I'm so suspicious or him(the overly nice thing not him being a stinker).I bought some change from him in addition to the profit share he owed me.Once he left I realized my money was $25 short.I have dealt with his boss for almost 11 years now so, I felt obligated to warn him.I did not ask for the money (It was my fault.I should have recounted before he left.)  and stressed I only wanted him to watch the guy and be aware of the situation.It continued to bother me and I recounted all the money a fourth time.This time I unclasped the ones and realized he had separated his into $25 increments (like the bank) instead of our normal $20.I was so em brassed.I did not want to make that call and admit I had all but accused the fellow of being a thief.I found some comfort in the fact I had suggested maybe he had counted wrong and the difference would probably show up when he checked in his daily returns.My conscience would not shut up until I made the call so I forced myself to admit I had made the mistake and threw in a few apologies for good measure.That was a hell of a day for me anyway.I burned my hand that morning and stabbed myself in the same hand later that day.It was one of those things my 13 year old shakes his head at and tells me is not a good idea because I could hurt myself and lo and behold I did.

As usual we stayed opened until 7 pm today.It was a great day and we could have stayed and made more but it's Christmas Eve and just doesn't seem right to ask them to stay late.The number of clients today and the calls about our closing time let's me know there are alot of people who will be spending the holiday alone.For you all I have a special Christmas Wish.I wish this to be the last holiday you ever spend alone.Whether it be family,friends or just a special someone I wish you to be in their company for each and every Christmas to come.Have a Merry Christmas and know someone is thinking of you.That wasn't suppose to come out like a Disney song but it reminds me of some where out there someones thinking of me or something like that from a Fivel the mouse movie (not sure he's a Disney character but you get the idea).

Have a Very Merry Christmas One and All!(I couldn't resist the last part)   

 

Quick,call the wah-bulance

Hold on to your pants.....noone called out Friday night.Carrie whined and pouted all night which almost made me wish she didn't show up.It's nothing you can actually put your finger on.If any of you are around 14 year old girls you can feel my pain.Heavy sighs,eye rolling,cutting eyes ,flooping down on furniture and heavy footsteps pushed my patience(like I have any) to the brink of total bitchdom.She told Diana she doesn't want to work Friday nights any more if Christina is there.She says she can't make any money.Friday night was slower than usual but she did 1 session less than Christina and the same as Serena.Most people don't throw tantrums when they make less than a thousand for 1 nights work.Gosh there are people that can't put food on the table get a grip.Carrie and I will be working together the first of the week and we will talk about it then.Carrie's week days are just spending money .All her bills are paid from Friday nights money so I don't know how she is going to make up that money.Part of the problem here is that her and Beth Ann are all buddy-buddy at the moment and beth has went to work at the bar.You have to understand or at least know the friendship dynamics of some of these girls.Once they become friends it's like they are each others life preservers.They get needy.Schedule changes are the first step.Suddenly a shift without their side kick becomes poutfest.They will sit on the phone with one another for an hour complaining about how boring it is without the other to talk to.The fact they worked her on the same shift without their newbie groupie for a year never enters their mind.It gets downright sickening.Luckily it doesn't last long.Gossip or other petty little tiff reminds them they weren't ever joined at the hip and life will go on.Anyway I think Carrie is jealous.Beth is at the bar drinking ,doing coke and meeting new friends.Not to mention the guys tring to get her to meet them after work and telling her how beautiful she is.It is amazing how many fall for that.Just enough delusion is clouding the fact that he just wants a free fuck.Yeah, I believe in love and even love at first sight but noone is convincing me guys go in topless bars looking for little Ms Right to take home to mommy.Come on face reality,know your place in society.I'm saying to give in to it or even accept it just know where most people place you on the proverbial totem pole.Wow,I really am cynical somtimes.Oh well the truth sucks either deal with or just don't think about about it but don't lie to yourself about it.:-(

So, let's turn the page now.The mother and wife role goodie something positive.Almost all my holiday shopping is done.I have 3 presents left and 1 is a gift card.Tomorrow I'm baking.I would share but I haven't figured out how to teleport cookies yet.Yankee candles has a great scent out Balsam and Cedar.It just isn't possible to be Scrooge when that aroma fills the air.You'll just want to bellow a few bars of O'Christmas tree or watch Charlie Brown's Christmas or whatever else (or whoever) is  uplifting to you.;-)I really hope all of yall are going to have a Great Holiday season.

red(light) flu

Thursday really really sucked!Six girls were scheduled and 1 showed up.Summer one of my lowest $ makers was the only girl on the day and the night shift.She has never made so much($1100) in a day.Diamond had a Dr excuse,Serena had family court so, those two I understand.Christina said she was sick and it is her first call out since she has been with us.Kelly called to let us know she was going to be late then never showed.Jo was felt too ill to make it in although she went to Serena's and spent a few hours there.This may seem extreme and unbelievable but in this business it's rather normal.They are allowed 3 call outs a month before being fined and none of the caller outers were over the three (except Diamond but she  has had a Dr excuse for all her days this month).

I do not think Beth Ann ended up going out of town.Someone I trust (as much as I can trust anyone minus Adam) is friendly with the manager at the club she worked at last Tuesday night.She told them she had worked for me about 2 months(it's been about 3 years) and that she didn't know what went on at Ambrosia when she started.She went on to explain that she isn't "that kind of person and proceeded to bash my other girls pretty good.Needless to say the manager got an ear full.No mercy was extended and words like cokehead,biggest whore of all,vandalism,snitch and quite a few personal(Fucking and drugs don't qualify as personal around here.) tidbits flooded his ears.He said he only hired her because he had mainly fat girls right now and she was skinny and didn't look bad under the lights.A very close eye will be kept on her and my fingers are crossed that she gets fired soon.I just want the satisfaction of turning her down.It's a great feeling to give a harder fuck to someone who tried to grunt me as hard as they could and realizes I am still on top and still smiling.Of course I am really sweet and have always just filled their spot.If only they would have called one day sooner."Maybe you can try back in a couple of weeks I'm sure you remember some people just don't work out".It doesn't take Einstein to know the one girl that's just doing fantastic is the one that took her spot.Beth Ann was not put on next weeks schedule.Diana is to tell her she is not on schedule and she can call when I'm there if she wants to discuss it.Isabella is upset about her not being on the schedule any longer.She wanted to confront in front of everyone.Isabella takes it as a personal insult when a girl leaves.This one I am too happy to get rid of to care how or why it happened.   

Another one bites the dust (HOORAY)

Hello All!

It's been awhile I know.I have been shopping like crazy.The entire house is decked out for the holidays and i'm trying to get as many presents bought as I can before the end of the week.There is still so much baking I need to get done.It's kind of a tradition.My mother has a list of 40 some people now that she gives home baked goodies for Christmas.Every year she adds a few more.She puts about 12 varieties of tarts,brittles,cookies,flavored pretzels and fudge in every tin.Last weekend I helped her with 21 dozen of one kind of cookie.The pecan tarts are most peoples favorite and they are a true pain.After making 500 little tart shells i'm suprised she can ever look at a tart again without vomiting.I usually give homemade treats to each of girls with the exception of Buffy.She is so snobby and picky.I offered her a tray once and she turned up her nose at it so I have never bothered again.Of course Serena was extra happy that year because she got the left over tray.Last year I was angry with them and gave noone any of my slaved over delectables.The year before 1 out of 11 girls said thank you.Hell last year I gave everyone either shoes or slut wear and a bath set or perfume and I maybe got 2 out of 10 thanks.I know to take them at face value and remember they have very few manners and even less knowledge of etiquette.One year I actually bought a Ms.Manner etiquette guide for the club.It was the biggest dust collector ever.My mother ,as did, I grew up in a home with little money and much pride.My mammy always said we may not have much but we do have manners.Mammy was always proud of me because I always remembered to place one hand on top of the other and place them both in my lap when sitting.She found sitting with ones legs crossed to be the sign of a jezebel.I don't think she would think to highly of my current profession God bless her soul.Somtimes people suprise you though.My mother believes I could have finished college and got into something more stable(on so many levels).She is very proud that we are making our own way and take good care of ourselves and are good people despite my being the "Queen of the Whores".Notre Dame had Quasimoto, Ambrosia has me.

Helga is working out wonderfully.Summer didn't show up today and Carrie needed to come in 2 hours late so it was just Helga and I for a couple of hours.Business was slow early on so we had a chance to sit quietly and get to know one another.She seems like a very nice person and I hope she stays with us for a long time.A few of the girls are still giving her the cold shoulder and she clammed up as soon as Carrie stepped into the building.Monday someone on the day shift stole all her condoms.She was going into a session when she realized and talked to the client about seeing Serena instead of her.I appreciated her directing the client to another girl and not just walking him.Serena refused and sold Helga some of her condoms so she could still do full service sessions.It only encourages them when we make a big deal out petty htings that are impossible to prove.Noone has mentioned it.Eventually the guilty will brag and when the recipient of said bragging gets angry with the braggard they will spill the beans.I'm not sure what I will do just yet.

Beth Ann has taken a week off and went out of town.The night before she left a client came in and told us she was working at a toples club down the street.I investigated a bit and found it to be true.The next day before catching her plane she called Carrie and was telling her she made over $500.She is full of it.She said she did NOTHING and the club paid her $300 for her hour in the VIP room and $200 for the additional half hour the guy bought.Isabella is friendly with the asst mgr of the club and that is not the way the pricing works.Maybe she got lucky once or it was a regular feeling out(or up) the new girl but money like that isn't the norm in bars in our area. She is suppose to be giving me 2 weeks notice when she gets back next week.I am giddy and can hardly wait.The suprise is that i'm going to tell her I have enough girls and let her move on immediately after all who am I to hold her back..This actually works out great for us.Beth has been a real downer to morale lately and her drug use has accelerated beyond an occassional once in awhile thing.She has turned rather dirty in the way she deals with her anger.Her and another girl trashed her previous boyfriends car and she has called in anonymous reports to the police on several people for drugs when she was mad at them.It is really a blessing that we can get rid of her without bad feelings.This way we are not firing her, she is the one leaving.With the party attitude she has picked up lately her first few weeks in a bar will be fun.She is definitely not a dancer and she will not make enough money to support her habits.Beth is not a hustler and tends to pout and seek out sympathy which is not the way it works in the bars.I give her 3 months tops before she calls for her job back.The position will be filled and her services(aka moaning,groaning,bitching and whining) will not be needed.