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Hi Guys,

Personally my life is very stressful at the moment.It is a super long ultra sad saga with my oldest son.I would share with y'all but I need a reprieve.Believe it or not this is my run away place.Here I can vent when I'm angry and suck it all in tight ,put a lid on top and smother out the hurt.Thanks, this is the cheapest get away I've ever taken.For now I need not to think about it so we'll mosey on along to greener (and more exciting) pastures.

An associate that's a school teacher made a great comparison to our plight with the big mean city and the Salem Witch Trials.They may not be trying to burn us at the stake but they are definitely trying to kill our lively hood and squash life as we know it.We have found 2 interesting properties so we'll see how they pan out.One is definitely zoned right.The next obstacle is the owner.You would be amazed how may agents don't want to offer us as potential tenants not to mention the owners that turn us down flat.The second building is for sale.It is not listed in the MLS and I have not been able to get a hold of anyone at the listing agency.It is an elegant red brick on a nicely landscaped lot.There is a good possibility that it is out of our price range but you never know.Getting a new place is kind of exciting.I love to paint.Picking out wall colors and new furniture and art for the walls is so much fun(paying for it is isn't much fun though).The building we have now is cozy.Which translates into small.Showers would be a great thing to have too.

  Personnel issues are looking up.Helga comes back from Russia this week.She is beautiful for the business and I can not wait to get her back to work.Isabella finally had her baby (a boy) and should be back in May.Carrie's mother spilled the beans and told her who her real father is and where to find him.She is going out of the state next week to meet him.There was a day when she was jealous of the new girl Lauren (we'll get to her) and telling the other girls she was going to work in the  topless bar with Beth Ann when she got back.Carrie is immature and pouts and stomps around when she doesn't get her way.Her biggest gripe lately has been that she has been seeing too many clients and needs a break(most people complain when they don't make enough money).The bars are hard work and money racks up a lot slower when it comes in 1 and 5 dollar increments..A part of me would love to see her in the bar.We all find it a hilarious idea.Sommer is still with the same loser boyfriend.Her attendance and attitude  has improved a tad bit.Carmelita is back but needed off this weekend to take her daughter to some modeling thing in a neighboring state.Her daughter is beautiful.There is no chance in hell she will ever come to work for me and would be afraid her dad would burn the place down (with us in it) if she even thought of it.Carmelita's husband is overprotective.The girl is 17 and has never been on a date and isn't allowed to get calls from boys.As soon as she goes off to college she'll be one of those buck ass wild girls on the Gone Wild videos.Strong discipline and values is important to kids but too much of a good thing can back fire.Buffy is as cutesy and snotty as ever.Just picture a heavy chested overweight dark skinned Reese Witherspoon.Buffy is like the star of her own "legally Disillusioned" movie.She is one of the most positive people I have ever met and clients always comment on her good attitude.Serena has as much drama as always.If y'all ever saw a movie called Bebe's Kids you can picture the rest of her life.That is her description of them.Thank God for a mother's love is all I can say.Jo is back from a month long vacation and is doing fantastic.Diamond ,I don't even know where to begin.Let's just say she left her husband whom Beth Ann is now dating and she has hooked up with an ass.We'll talk about that another night.Yeah,it is that long.It is amusing and we will get to another day.Lauren has came and gone.Fortunately a lot of clients came with her(ha-ha).She had called and spoken to me about a job a few weeks ago.I was disappointed that she couldn't start immediately but respected that she wanted to give her current job sufficient notice.She said all the right things and had me suspicious(now that's a new thing,me suspicious).Some things are just too good to be true.We checked out the club she was working out and it checked out.She had moved to our city about 16 months ago but kept her old job.Her schedule was driving 4 hours early Monday morning to the place, working double shifts Monday thru Friday then driving the 4 hours back to our city to stay in her apartment Sat and Sun.How crazy is that? The fact that we were 15 minutes from her residence seemed like good motivation for her to stay with us.She looked anything except typical and was our best looking girl(in my opinion).After the first day I was much less optimistic that it would last.The place she was previously was not licensed as adult and operated under the false pretense of being a legitimate spa.She droned on and on about how professional she was while looking down her nose at the other girls.Granted she did show up in a enticing pinstripe suit.It may sound frumpy but your librarian never wore a skirt this short and tight or a shirt so revealing.I was reminded of Alley McBeale(don't know if it's spelled right but you know which show I mean) but with a Playboy body.Her sable brown hair was all one length and fell in loose waves just between her shoulder blades.It was the perfect amount of sexy.She was the girl next door that you wished for.I know she was doing full service but don't have details.The regular we depend on to try out new girls and give us all the nitty gritty didn't get a chance to see her.Sommer is who he calls his dependable skank.She sees him for a reduced tip and thinks he only does sessions with her.He didn't want her to know he saw another girl.He plays her a bit about how much he likes her.Anyway what ever their game it keeps him coming back and getting sessions so whatever.I never got a chance to put her on a day opposite Sommer for him.The first week she showed up 2 days didn't come or call her 3rd  but came in the 4Th as scheduled.We talked about it and I explained that it wasn't very professional to not show up or call (this was a jab at the million times she stressed how professional she was while implying the other girls were not).The 2ND week I scheduled her for only 3 days .The first two were fine.She did complain that she was use to receiving $300 tips and our clients were more use to giving $100-$150.The longest session she had was 30 minutes.Most people with masters degrees don't make that kind of money for a half hour, so I wasn't sympathetic.Saturday night was her third shift and she stopped Carmelita in the parking lot and said there had been a family emergency and to relay that to us.Later that evening we did speak (it was total bullshit but she had the potential to be great for business) and she was scheduled to come back the following Tuesday.There was no contact from her until the following Sunday.She left a message that her family was doing good and she had to get everything stabilized before she could come back into town.I could call her if I wanted was how the message ended.If she was sincere and wanted another chance I would wait for her to put forth the effort to call me back.It never happened.I owe her $120 in tips she hasn't inquired about so maybe I will get more than I thought out of the deal.Most of the girls who work for me now are slackers,I don't need anymore.There is something to say about girls we know well and can expect certain things from(riding out the police trouble and keeping their mouths shut) new people always make me nervous.You just never know.That's something else y'all don't know about.One day I will tell you about my very own personal Judas that opened the door for all this trouble.

Oh yeah,Carrie is annoyed at Serena.A highly intoxicated guy came in the other night and purchased a session with Carrie.He wanted her to pee on him and she couldn't.Some people are shy about things like that.He told her to leave the room and send in another girl that would accommodate him.Serena lives for such easy money.He layed on the floor naked and she showered his entire face and his upper body while he jacked off.It would have been so funny to see her squatting down straddling him in 6 inch red platforms while trying to duck waddle along his body pissing and maintaining her balance.Hell,I would watch the Olympics if that was an event.Anyway,when their time was up or more accurately when he was finished with Serena he wanted Carrie back in the room.Serena sent her back in but did not warn her he was still laying in a puddle of very expensive  yellow liquid gold.She definitely wasn't ready to give him a second shower when she couldn't even manage the first.He had an alternate idea.He wanted 69 with her on all fours over him.This plan of his put her not only resting in Serena's piss but rubbing it all over her body.It never happened.He was happy enough when he came out of the room and apologized to Carrie if he made her mad.I guess you always want what you can't have because he said he would be back and wanted to see Carrie.

     

a cornucopia of crap

We just got back into town a few hours ago.I got called in for Federal Jury duty.Don't groan for me I have always wanted to be on a jury.I just didn't want it to be a 319 mile round trip.They did not want me   :(.Oh well it seemed like a boring case anyway and the small town had no where to get even half decent vegetarian food (unless I wanted unlimited salad and baked potatos at the steak house).I almost forgot veggie subs but a girl like me NEEDS flavored soybean concoctions to fool the ole southern taste buds so they don't rebel.

Club business is awful.It's not your faults.I am grateful that you guys are as horny as ever.I just hate almost everyone that works(on occasion) for me."Works for me" now that is a joke as of late.No one wants to show up for work.This time of year is always like this.It's like some non-work germ seizes their senses and fools them into believing I am going to put up with it.I have switched into stubborn mode and cut some hours and days from their schedule.This is a classic example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.I may loose money too but their pocket book is going to starve way quicker than mine.After several days of no money the inflicting bug turns tale and is replaced with a humble apologetic counterpart.Yes,I know they are not sorry.They of masters of telling you what they think you want to hear.We have had girls I consider functioning illiterates  that could spin a con and throw an angle that leaves us wondering what in the world just happened.

       The crummy not so good ole boys on city council shot down our new proposed location.The building wasn't what I had hoped for but the location was to die for.Too bad somebody dying wouldn't make it happen cause I'm in the mood these days.The worse part is it took them a couple of months to tell me no.I guess it was funny to drag us on for awhile and then squash then squash our hope.The joke is on them because I'm going to find a better place and rub it in their faces as much as I think we can get away with.

Kelly is history.I'm not exactly sure why except that she's a dumb ass.I called her the Sat. before Valentine's to discuss her not showing up for 2 days the previous week.She said she was sick and would be there the following Monday.Hold on to your hats.You guessed it she lied.We didn't hear from her at all that week.The next week's schedule did not include her.Several of the girls called her and only got her machine.Serena finally got a call back after leaving a message that she was stopping by to make sure everything was okay.A little background:Kelly dated a cop in our jurisdiction for about a year.He moved ,they carried on a long distance thing and got engaged.She met someone else and he found out when he came for a visit and the other guy was at the house.It turned ugly and she had to call the cops to remove him.Anyway,She said she had two other cop friends from a nearby city that told her not to come back.These guys  that have no jurisdiction and are with a different department supposedly said they had pics of all our girls in the club performing sexual acts on clients,have tapped and recorded our phone lines and have 2 girls currently on staff to testify against Adam and I.They are waiting for more evidence before they arrest us.Apparently, everyone in the building will go to jail and that is why she can't be there.She was afraid to call the club to tell us she wouldn't be back because she didn't want to be associated with us and have her number show up on our caller id.It doesn't matter that she has worked for us on and off for 10 1/2 years(she left once for about 6 months and a second time for a year and was gone about 3 months mid last year).The 1099S she gets from us doesn't associate her with us either in her mind.Luckily for her none of the million calls she has made to us and the girls have been among the other recorded calls.That all sounds realistic me.

Let me finish the night with my most recent screw-up.I have been scrambling about trying to get all the figures ready and answer all the accts. questions.It was around 4 am when I printed out the final total sheets.I had left off expenses and typed in the wrong gross receipt totals.I totaled the expenditures in the  gross receipt space. The accountant should have noticed that we had no janitorial and office expenses down for the entire year.The profits were amazingly low also.He didn't notice the forms were finished inaccurately.They are being redone and I hate to think how much more it is going to be to  redo both personal and business.As I'm pulling out my hair it occurs to me it's only money.HA!

I almost forgot the subpoena I got for a former girls employment file and all records relating to her from 1994 until present.Rachel quit or was let go early  two weeks before she got a settlement check in 2003.She was awarded in the neighborhood of $60,000(her portion).She is suing the same company again for some form of medical disability resulting from the issues in her first suit.Nothing is wrong with her in the context they are alleging anyway.For all the inquiring minds she was broke in 4 months and selling junk at a local flea market.That's poetic justice.Not quite as satisfying as the first time she left.She had been with us a year when her "sister"  came to work with us.The sister/friend whatever the crazy bitch was got fired a month later for hitting another girl that was 7 months pregnant  and things got nasty between Rachel and us.She was evicted from a property we owned.She had to have went insane because my beautiful new sports car got spray painted.It buffed right out.Unfortunately her live in boyfriends car got vandalized to point of totaling it.Now that's my kind of karma.The best part came when she was sitting by the side of the road with a cooler selling shrimp.It was worth it all to see her under an umbrella in 96 degree weather sweating her tail off  with a cardboard sign advertising shrimp by the pound.Can you believe I let her back after all that?It is a long story but she was being influenced by an abusive boyfriend and that warped little so called sister of hers.It was 4 years later and I had gotten over most of it.

I may have set a record for the most number of times anyone has ever used the word she.I've been through a bunch of little crappy annoyances lately so y'all just must forgive my ignorant vocabulary.

If any of you missed the season premiere of Deadwood  HBO is doing tons of encores.It seems like forever I have been waiting on the new season and it was worth every second.If you get nothing else accomplished this week watch it.

I'm planning on firing our new girl.Well hell I haven't even shared her with you yet.I'll let you know about her later this week.

Amber