We just got back into town a few hours ago.I got called in for Federal Jury duty.Don't groan for me I have always wanted to be on a jury.I just didn't want it to be a 319 mile round trip.They did not want me :(.Oh well it seemed like a boring case anyway and the small town had no where to get even half decent vegetarian food (unless I wanted unlimited salad and baked potatos at the steak house).I almost forgot veggie subs but a girl like me NEEDS flavored soybean concoctions to fool the ole southern taste buds so they don't rebel.
Club business is awful.It's not your faults.I am grateful that you guys are as horny as ever.I just hate almost everyone that works(on occasion) for me."Works for me" now that is a joke as of late.No one wants to show up for work.This time of year is always like this.It's like some non-work germ seizes their senses and fools them into believing I am going to put up with it.I have switched into stubborn mode and cut some hours and days from their schedule.This is a classic example of cutting off your nose to spite your face.I may loose money too but their pocket book is going to starve way quicker than mine.After several days of no money the inflicting bug turns tale and is replaced with a humble apologetic counterpart.Yes,I know they are not sorry.They of masters of telling you what they think you want to hear.We have had girls I consider functioning illiterates that could spin a con and throw an angle that leaves us wondering what in the world just happened.
The crummy not so good ole boys on city council shot down our new proposed location.The building wasn't what I had hoped for but the location was to die for.Too bad somebody dying wouldn't make it happen cause I'm in the mood these days.The worse part is it took them a couple of months to tell me no.I guess it was funny to drag us on for awhile and then squash then squash our hope.The joke is on them because I'm going to find a better place and rub it in their faces as much as I think we can get away with.
Kelly is history.I'm not exactly sure why except that she's a dumb ass.I called her the Sat. before Valentine's to discuss her not showing up for 2 days the previous week.She said she was sick and would be there the following Monday.Hold on to your hats.You guessed it she lied.We didn't hear from her at all that week.The next week's schedule did not include her.Several of the girls called her and only got her machine.Serena finally got a call back after leaving a message that she was stopping by to make sure everything was okay.A little background:Kelly dated a cop in our jurisdiction for about a year.He moved ,they carried on a long distance thing and got engaged.She met someone else and he found out when he came for a visit and the other guy was at the house.It turned ugly and she had to call the cops to remove him.Anyway,She said she had two other cop friends from a nearby city that told her not to come back.These guys that have no jurisdiction and are with a different department supposedly said they had pics of all our girls in the club performing sexual acts on clients,have tapped and recorded our phone lines and have 2 girls currently on staff to testify against Adam and I.They are waiting for more evidence before they arrest us.Apparently, everyone in the building will go to jail and that is why she can't be there.She was afraid to call the club to tell us she wouldn't be back because she didn't want to be associated with us and have her number show up on our caller id.It doesn't matter that she has worked for us on and off for 10 1/2 years(she left once for about 6 months and a second time for a year and was gone about 3 months mid last year).The 1099S she gets from us doesn't associate her with us either in her mind.Luckily for her none of the million calls she has made to us and the girls have been among the other recorded calls.That all sounds realistic me.
Let me finish the night with my most recent screw-up.I have been scrambling about trying to get all the figures ready and answer all the accts. questions.It was around 4 am when I printed out the final total sheets.I had left off expenses and typed in the wrong gross receipt totals.I totaled the expenditures in the gross receipt space. The accountant should have noticed that we had no janitorial and office expenses down for the entire year.The profits were amazingly low also.He didn't notice the forms were finished inaccurately.They are being redone and I hate to think how much more it is going to be to redo both personal and business.As I'm pulling out my hair it occurs to me it's only money.HA!
I almost forgot the subpoena I got for a former girls employment file and all records relating to her from 1994 until present.Rachel quit or was let go early two weeks before she got a settlement check in 2003.She was awarded in the neighborhood of $60,000(her portion).She is suing the same company again for some form of medical disability resulting from the issues in her first suit.Nothing is wrong with her in the context they are alleging anyway.For all the inquiring minds she was broke in 4 months and selling junk at a local flea market.That's poetic justice.Not quite as satisfying as the first time she left.She had been with us a year when her "sister" came to work with us.The sister/friend whatever the crazy bitch was got fired a month later for hitting another girl that was 7 months pregnant and things got nasty between Rachel and us.She was evicted from a property we owned.She had to have went insane because my beautiful new sports car got spray painted.It buffed right out.Unfortunately her live in boyfriends car got vandalized to point of totaling it.Now that's my kind of karma.The best part came when she was sitting by the side of the road with a cooler selling shrimp.It was worth it all to see her under an umbrella in 96 degree weather sweating her tail off with a cardboard sign advertising shrimp by the pound.Can you believe I let her back after all that?It is a long story but she was being influenced by an abusive boyfriend and that warped little so called sister of hers.It was 4 years later and I had gotten over most of it.
I may have set a record for the most number of times anyone has ever used the word she.I've been through a bunch of little crappy annoyances lately so y'all just must forgive my ignorant vocabulary.
If any of you missed the season premiere of Deadwood HBO is doing tons of encores.It seems like forever I have been waiting on the new season and it was worth every second.If you get nothing else accomplished this week watch it.
I'm planning on firing our new girl.Well hell I haven't even shared her with you yet.I'll let you know about her later this week.
Amber
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